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**I know this is last weeks question! I missed it last week and want to do it because it's an awesome question. Next week I'll answer like normal.
Q: Back to School time! Create a reading list for the imaginary English Lit class you'll be teaching this semester.
Pshhhhhh... this is easy shmeasy lemon peasy. The books chosen have life lessons kids need to learn. Here we go:
Illuminated by Erica Orloff: Teaches how horrible insta-love is and why they should stay away from it. *shivers*
Perfect Chemistry by Simone Elkeles: How to fall in love with a gang member and make him sacrifice his whole family for you.
Cinder by Marissa Meyer: You have to hate the different and fear the unknown.
The Summer I Became a Nerd by Leah Rae Miller: Geeks are awesome people; don't mess with them or they'll throw magic cards at you.
The Darkest Night by Gena Showalter: How to have mind blowing sex with a really hawt warrior. If you're a virgin, remember that if someone jackhammers your hymen you'll feel a slight tenderness afterwards. You'll get over it within an hour, then do it again and again!
The Iron King by Julie Kagawa: Don't fall in love with the funny prankster who makes you laugh all the time, the correct choice is a cold-hearted boy who wants to kill you.
Breath by Sarah Crossan: Hog all of the air now because you won't have any in the future.
Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver: If you have to relive the same day over and over, commit suicide in order for you to never relive it again.
Gaba Kawa by Rie Takada: Because I say so.
I bet ALL of you reading want to be in my classroom. I know, I'll be the best teacher ever! *pats self on back*
**Guys, I don't hate these books, I'm just making fun of them. All of the books were excellent!
21 comments:
I LOVED this question too ;) And I would totally love your class! Old follower. Happy Friday!
Meredith
Meredith’s Musings
Love your answer for last week. Some great choices there. Particularly the Hush Hush series, one of my all time favorites.
Thanks for stopping by my FF :)
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I enjoyed creating this list as well. And you've included some great books! :)
Thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm now following you via Bloglovin and Twitter. Happy Friday!
This was a good question wasn't it. I had so much fun with it. I love your selections, several are on my TBR list. Thanks for stopping by my FF. Bloglovin & Google+ follower.
Kimberly @ Once Upon a YA Book
just followed you! :D would love to be in your class! such interesting book choices :)
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TBH, I kind of don't understand your list. Are these books you hate..? I don't really get the idea, sorry. I particularly like Cinder and Julie Kagawa.
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- Nova @ Musings of a Blogder
I love your blog!! <3
I didn't participate in last week's FF but I love your pics! Especially Breathe, Cinder and Before I Fall!!
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Here's my FF. :D
Kate @ The Bookaholic Blurbs
This list made me laugh!! Love it! I'm an old follower. :-)
Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction
LOL I like the twist you took on answering this meme :)
Julie @ Chapter Break
A big chunk of those I own but have yet to read, I know I need to get on it!!
Old follower!@
Here's my FF
Amber @Paradise of Pages
Cool question and answer! Love the list.
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Hahaha....this was awesome. the Perfedt Chemistry one was amazing.
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That's a great list. I seriously need to check out Perfect Chemistry. I keep hearing it is a really good book.
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Whit@Whit's Book World
LOL Great post! I particularly love the Darkest Night life lesson!
Linsey @ mybooksnthings.com
Hi Julinna,
I'm a new follower via Google +
Kathryn http://kathrynsshelffullofbooks.blogspot.ca/
Great FF and so funny!! And I love your blog design! I'm following you on Twitter & Bloglovin!
Kathy
Here's my FF:
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Ha, it is a great question! And if you're reading The Darkest Night you can definitely count me in :D
Thanks for stopping by My FF, I'm an old follower :)
So funny. I don't know if any of them will get by the school board though, particularly if you use the reasons stated. Thanks for visiting my FF. Old bloglovin follower.
LisaILJ @ I’ll Tumble for YA
Hi Julianna,
Would have loved to be in your class...
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Lucie
http://newbooksonmyselves.blogspot.fr/
Thanks for the comment. I would love your class. New Follower via bloglovin
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